- Text Size +

Story Notes:
Set vaguely in Kathy FileSpace universe but may not marry up in detail with the other drabbles in that universe. Set before the other two so you don't need to read the others to read this one.
Author's Chapter Notes:
Also started on www.annersley.co.uk. None of the email addresses are real so please don't use them!

Message from donotreply@MailSupport.ChaletWelsen.com to Wilson@ChaletWelsen.com

Dear Helena Wilson, 

Welcome to your new email inbox. Please take some time to familiarise yourself with the options and settings. 

Mail Options and Settings

We have many exciting new features with your all new email, we hope you find them helpful. 

If you have any questions, please look at our frequently asked questions (FAQ) or email us at mail support.


Enjoy your new mail!

Mail Team

---------

Message from donotreply@MailSupport.ChaletWelsen.com
to Wilson@ChaletWelsen.com

Welcome Helena Wilson! 

Have you thought of adding a photograph or signature to your emails? 

This and many other great new features can be accessed at :

Mail Options and Settings

We hope you enjoy your new account!

Mail Team 

--------------

Message from donotreply@MailSupport.ChaletWelsen.com
to Wilson@ChaletWelsen.com

Subject: Name Change Request 


Dear Bill W

We have had a request for a name change on your account. This will be active after 2 hours waiting period. 

Please note that this name change will show to anyone that you e-mail and will appear on your publicly searchable profile. 

If you do not wish to change your name please go to :

Mail Options and Settings

To return your name to the original registered name. 

If you did not request this name change, please contact us at MailTeam@ChaletWelsen.com to 

We hope you enjoy your new account!

Mail Team 

------------

Message from donotreply@MailSupport.ChaletWelsen.com
to Wilson@ChaletWelsen.com

Subject : Name Change Request

Dear Nell Wilson

We have had a request for a name change on your account. This will be active after 2 hours waiting period. 

Please note that this name change will show to anyone that you e-mail and will appear on your publicly searchable profile. 

If you do not wish to change your name please go to :

Mail Options and Settings

To return your name to the original registered name. 

If you did not request this name change, please contact us at MailTeam@ChaletWelsen.com to 

We hope you enjoy your new account!

Mail Team 

----------

Message from wilsonnell@Chaletboardingschool.co.uk 
to Wilson@ChaletWelsen.com

Subject: Test


Testing new e-mail 



----------

Message from Wilson@ChaletWelsen.com
to wilsonnell@Chaletboardingschool.co.uk 

Subject : Re - Test. 

Dear me, 

Checking new email how does it look. 

Love from me. 


---------

Message from Wilson@ChaletWelsen.com
to DeneR@Chaletboardingschool.co.uk 

Dear Rosalie,

Looks like the new e-mail for Welson works finally! 

Gil Culver won't be arriving until tomorrow, but I want to try to get a start on my paperwork. For some reason it won't let me import my contacts. 

Can you send me a version of the work address book in a simple format that I can open please? And in case Hilda is reading over your shoulder, yes I DO mean CAN - with these damn computer systems there is no MAY / WILL about it!! 

Cheers,

Nell

-----------------

Message from DeneR@Chaletboardingschool.co.uk to Wilson@ChaletWelsen.com

Subject : Address book

Dear Nell, 

Please find attached a version of the work addresses book. Let me know if it still doesn't open, you may have your security settings too high. I know that the system was working when I was last using it, so I am surprised that it won't let you open things. 

Gil should be able to help you with that tomorrow if you still can't open it. She is very capable, however for her sake PLEASE don't try to change the settings yourself! She has been trained on this system, so will know what can be done without affecting the main programs needed for the office. 

Hilda says to say that she doesn't read over my shoulder anyway, (which is true, I told her what you had said) but she also would like to point out that you really ought not to start a sentence with 'And' ...

All the best - and don't fiddle with the settings - I know you Nell Wilson! 

Rosalie 

:Sent from the desk of Rosalie Dene, Secretary's Office, The Chalet School:

-------------

Message from Wilson@ChaletWelsen.com
to DeneR@Chaletboardingschool.co.uk 

Subject : Cheek

Dear Rosalie, 

It is good thing for you that I am hundreds of miles away in Switzerland, you are far too cheeky for one so young.  

I still can't open the file, but I am being a good girl and waiting for Gil to arrive before adjusting any settings beyond those already changed. Although since the system appears to be inherently evil in nature, I hold no hope that she will have any more success than I have, despite your great faith in her. 

By the way, how do I set up an e-mail signature like yours? I quite like the idea of "From the desk of Nell Wilson" 

Nell. 

---------------


Message from DeneR@Chaletboardingschool.co.uk to Wilson@ChaletWelsen.com

Subect : Re-Cheek 

[quote="Nell Wilson"]

before adjusting any settings beyond those already changed. 

[/quote]

Those few words fill me with dread... What have you done??

The answer to the signature question is LET YOUR SECRETARY SET IT UP FOR YOU. Please. Please don't try to do it. 

Let Gil know that I will be around to [strike] commiserate [/strike] help tomorrow when she is resusitating the system ...  

Haven't you some actual paper type of paperwork you can do? That will only need reorganising if you [strike] create chaos [/strike] put things out of order.

Did you want any particular address ? Let me know and I can copy it into here. 

All the best 

Rosalie 

:Sent from the desk of Rosalie Dene, Secretary's Office, The Chalet School:

-------------

Message from Wilson@ChaletWelsen.com
to DeneR@Chaletboardingschool.co.uk 

Subject : Re-Re-Cheek

How do you do that strike through thing!? I am ignoring you by the way, I DO have a degree in sciences, and these machines are at least SUPPOSED to be controlled by logical processes. The last time was a power failure, nothing to do with me. The time before that was just bad luck. 

Don't worry about the addresses, I have given up for now. I have other jobs that I can be getting on with. 

Cheers (although not for the cheek) 

Nell. 

:From the desk of desk of desk of: 

------------------

Message from DeneR@Chaletboardingschool.co.uk to Wilson@ChaletWelsen.com

Subect : Re - Re - Re- Cheek 


And the time before that? 

By the way, you obviously haven't listened to me, since your email is from the desk of desk of desk of. 

I am going to say this nicely now. You may have been one of my bosses. I may respect you greatly in many matters. However some people are naturally good with computers. Others ... are not. 

Please, please, please - step away from the school computer system. 

Please. 

Pretty please. 

:Sent from the desk of Rosalie Dene, Secretary's Office, The Chalet School:

--------

AUTOREPLY from Wilson@ChaletWelsen.com
to DeneR@Chaletboardingschool.co.uk 

Subject : Attempt 213 of 213 to contact mailbox Wilson@ChaletWelson.com. Result Fail. 

Your e-mail to Wilson@ChaletWelsen.com was unable to be delivered at this time, the system appears to be unavailable. 

We apologise for any inconvenience, please contact our support team with any queries. 

Mail Team. 

--------------



Enter the security code shown below:
Note: You may submit either a rating or a review or both.